No Holo

We bought some Polo mints but all were broken when opened. The circle that kept the hole together was all broken so no hole. Wholly unacceptable, the mint without the hole. They should be called no holo mints, the no hole with the mint...We have written to the polo mint folk to express our concern at this holy time of Easter. We hope for a wholesome response

A Letter From Drissa

We received the following from Drissa. It was dated 8 March and for some reason went to our junk mail folder and we only found it today. heaven forbid this be junk!

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Dear John,

Thanks for your reply.I am happy to hear from you and your question.What you have to know is that I contacted you for the benefit of both of us and your share will not be any problem since the money is coming to your account.I am the person that supposed to tell you not to betray me when this money comes to your account.You will have your share as soon as the bank transfer this money to your account and you first remove your share from the total money.

What I required from you is your personal informations such as your names,country,bank account,age,occupation so that I will subsmit it to the bank and introduce you as my late father's foreign business partner(beneficiary).

While replying back,I would like you to tell me more about yourself for me to know the kind of person I am dealing with.

I wait for your reply.

Drissa.

Still Waiting For The Money

No news from Drissa. Sad really...

Hygiene In Supermarkets

We refer to the practice of charities packing groceries at supermarkets checkouts in return for a donation from the customer.It is, we understand, a very good way for them to raise funds.

But we would like to draw attention to two issues surrounding this practice:

1 It is a bit forward and rude of these people to assume without asking that someone wants them to pack their shopping. Surely they should have the manners to ask without grabbing groceries the minute the come though the checkout.

2 Possibly more important is the hygiene aspect of this. We once observed a woman who was on a packing team picking her nose. She turned around and wiped her hand in her clothing and then went back to packing groceries. So we left the queue. We would assume that the actual staff in the supermarket have some basic hygiene standards to adhere to. The question is if the people packing groceries adhere to these same standards. Shoppers do not know the personal hygiene habits of these folk and whether they have any illness. For all is known they could have MRSA and they are on a supermarket checkout handling food. If MRSA cannot be kept out of hospitals then how can it be kept out of the supermarket?

We wonder if this in any way comes under the Health and Safety Act and/or the Environmental Health Officer. Perhaps we will investigate.

Promise of Money

We have received the following email today. We have sent a mobile number to Drissa and eagerly await his call! Meanwhile we typed his name as given in his email address into Google....

Dear friend,

Greetings to you. I thank God that I have come across you and believeyou will not turn down my request. My name is Drissa diaby, I am 20 years old.

I am from Bouke in Cote D'ivoire, west Africa. I became an orphan last year when my father and my mother were murdered in Bouke in the northen parof Cote D'ivoire my home town. I was in school when the rebel new force went on rampage and killed people in the town suspected for supporting the government of Gbagbo. I was take from the school by a goodsamaritan and taken to Abidjan, where I am taking refuge. I am now staying with theold woman I call aunty, she is 53 years old and she has been trying here best for me.I am confuse as to what to do to claim my late father's deposit in a bank inAbidjan here. He deposited a sum of $6,200,000 (Six million Two hundred Thousand dollars ). This deposit was to be sent to his business partner in Europe but since the crisis they lost contact and I dont know about him and I dont know about theire transaction before he died. I am appealing to you in the name of God to help me provide a bank account so that I can transfer this money into and a safe place for me to move to after the transfer.I believe you are a reliable person that will not sit on the money and will provide a safe place where I can move to continue my studies. I promise to give you 15% of the total amount when the transfer is made. That will cover all your inconveniences and if you make any expenses while helping me.

Please send to me your telephone no. and let me know if you can reliably keep this only thing I have left in life with you safely.kindly contact me through this email: (drissa_diaby00@yahoo.fr)

I looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Thanks and remain bless.

Yours faithfully

Drissa diaby

Letter to Broadcasting Commission of Ireland

We have been asked to write to the Broadcasting Commission of Ireland re Tipp FM Radio in Clonmel. The person who contacted us wishes to know if the radio are allowed to make some competitions text entry only. The person concerned considers this means that elderly folk not familiar with mobile phones may be being discriminated against by this policy in that they are deprived of the opportunity to enter.We do not listen to this radio station and are not familiar with their competition policies. But we have asked the BCI to confirm the situation in writing.

Update:4 March 2008.The Broadcasting Commission has now wriiten us to say that this is not a matter for ther BCI and "The BCI cannot regulate the manner in which the station runs their competitions" and that the matter should be raised with the station directly.

We thank the BCI for their prompt clarification and will pass this on to our correspondent.