Promise of Money

We have received the following email today. We have sent a mobile number to Drissa and eagerly await his call! Meanwhile we typed his name as given in his email address into Google....

Dear friend,

Greetings to you. I thank God that I have come across you and believeyou will not turn down my request. My name is Drissa diaby, I am 20 years old.

I am from Bouke in Cote D'ivoire, west Africa. I became an orphan last year when my father and my mother were murdered in Bouke in the northen parof Cote D'ivoire my home town. I was in school when the rebel new force went on rampage and killed people in the town suspected for supporting the government of Gbagbo. I was take from the school by a goodsamaritan and taken to Abidjan, where I am taking refuge. I am now staying with theold woman I call aunty, she is 53 years old and she has been trying here best for me.I am confuse as to what to do to claim my late father's deposit in a bank inAbidjan here. He deposited a sum of $6,200,000 (Six million Two hundred Thousand dollars ). This deposit was to be sent to his business partner in Europe but since the crisis they lost contact and I dont know about him and I dont know about theire transaction before he died. I am appealing to you in the name of God to help me provide a bank account so that I can transfer this money into and a safe place for me to move to after the transfer.I believe you are a reliable person that will not sit on the money and will provide a safe place where I can move to continue my studies. I promise to give you 15% of the total amount when the transfer is made. That will cover all your inconveniences and if you make any expenses while helping me.

Please send to me your telephone no. and let me know if you can reliably keep this only thing I have left in life with you safely.kindly contact me through this email: (drissa_diaby00@yahoo.fr)

I looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Thanks and remain bless.

Yours faithfully

Drissa diaby

Letter to Broadcasting Commission of Ireland

We have been asked to write to the Broadcasting Commission of Ireland re Tipp FM Radio in Clonmel. The person who contacted us wishes to know if the radio are allowed to make some competitions text entry only. The person concerned considers this means that elderly folk not familiar with mobile phones may be being discriminated against by this policy in that they are deprived of the opportunity to enter.We do not listen to this radio station and are not familiar with their competition policies. But we have asked the BCI to confirm the situation in writing.

Update:4 March 2008.The Broadcasting Commission has now wriiten us to say that this is not a matter for ther BCI and "The BCI cannot regulate the manner in which the station runs their competitions" and that the matter should be raised with the station directly.

We thank the BCI for their prompt clarification and will pass this on to our correspondent.

Advertiser trying to make a cod of us?

We received a phone call from the Advertising Standards Authority of Ireland -ASAI- in relation to the slimming product Plavsa which you can read about here. We were told that they have written to the various media requesting that the ad is not accepted in its present form and that its inclusion in a Sunday paper was because that particular publication had planned it advertising so far in advance

Reference was also made to the fact that the adverts is to be seen on the window of some pharmacies.We were told while the ASAI cannot control point of sale ads that if they were made aware of where the poster is displayed they would write to the pharmacy and explain that the advert is banned

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Lucky Family

The tune on my new phone is so nice that I rarely answer it now. Love to hear it playing and don't want to stop it by taking calls.One of the few calls I answered was from a friend who said her husband was very manipulative. Luckily enough he is a chiropractor. Later the husband rang to say his wife is very moody but luckily she is always in a good mood. Aren't they a lucky family?

Falling On Your Sword

Down here in the bogs of Kilganey we heard a story of how an argument broke out in a pub in Dublin between two men, one armed with a sword and one who had a hammer. Being the clean living sort we do not frequent pubs but, when on the odd occasion we have, we have never seen anyone yet with a sword or indeed a hammer, barring the odd carpenter on a Monday morning seeking a cure. Of course we only went in to use the toilet since there is a lack of loos in Clonmel.

We puzzled over this idea of taking the hammer and sword to the pub. Would it be "Mick, are ya going for a pint? Hould on a minute till I get me hammer, have you got your sword? Ok we'll call a taxi. Yes a taxi for two to the Bog Bar, do you have a sword friendly cab, is there an extra charge for the sword? No? Ok then"

On arrival would you see a sign that said 'neat swords essential' or 'cloakroom -jackets 2 euro, swords 1 euro. If you opted to keep the sword with you where would you put it? "Excuse me sir could you move your sword till I clean the bartop" or "is there some sword on this seat". At least the hammer would fit in your pocket so long as it was not a summers evening when you were dressed only in T shirt, when you might have to hang it by the claw off the barstool.

On the way home you could get a takeaway of swordfish and chips....

Medical Mishap

We had to attend the doctor recently and discovered there were two trainee doctors who were sitting in on consultations. When asked if we objected to this -since the patient must give be asked for and give permission- we said we would be available to help train doctors for 50 euro from each aspiring medic. Sadly our offer was not taken up. We despair for the future of medicine as we feel we have a lot to teach....